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THESE DARK TIMES COULD BE THE BEST TIMES

Here’s a short little “stick and move” episode. I’ll be doing more of these shows where something just hits me and I have to get it out. I’ll be streaming these short shows soon on the Terry Jaymes Alive Facebook page.

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#145: TIME TO SHINE THAT LIGHT MOTHER F-ERS

Brought to you by Go Cleanse 800 562-8819 I’ve come to the realization that I’ve been trying to be somebody else. I think a lot of us do that. Hopefully this will help us get through all this and realize that we’re pretty cool as we are.

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HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH ASS?

We have a couple of arguments we need to  bring to the air. One argument is about ass, the other is pretty serious. We also have a great Dear Dumbs advice email about how important sex is in a relationship.

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ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP OR AT WORK?

How do you hold somebody accountable personally and professionally without being an asshole?  Terry goes deep into how to avoid being the weakest link in your personal or professional life.  Thanks for the coffee! Click HERE 

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WE ALMOST KILLED A GUY. WE NEED LEGAL ADVICE.

1) Welcome to our new Patreon members. 2) Shari thinks Terry needs plastic surgery. 3) Something jumped inside Shari’s bush. 4) We welcome Fuzzy into our life. 5) We almost killed a guy and attorney John Phillips gives us some sound advice. 6) A Dear Dumbs announcement. 7) Dear Dumbs advice email. 

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AN EMAIL FROM JORDAN GETS TERRY FIRED UP

This episode brought to you by Go Cleanse. Talk to a coach or order at 800 562-8819. Today Terry gets into how important it is to challenge yourself and also hammers what’s happening in Seattle.

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LET’S TALK ABOUT SPHINCTERS

1) Who’s the I’m sorry champion of the relationship. 2) A Patreon update. 3) Bird update. 4) Shari planned Date Night. 5) We hate a show on HGTV. 6) It’s time to argue. 7) Shari has to apologize. 8) Dear Dumbs. 9) Terry cares way too much about other people. 10) Have a Nice Day.

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MY PARENTS KNEW THEY HAD A PU**Y

 1) Terry thinks people want us to get divorced.  2) Terry blew Date Night.  3) Terry thinks he’s a sexier woman than Shari.  4) A bird update. 5) Advice update.  6) A CHAZ or CHOP update. 7) The birth of Dear Dumbs.  8) A man buys his wife a mask. 

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WE HAD A GREAT MOMENT IN BED

1. Our first hand review of the CHAZ situation in Seattle.  2. What’s up with the Heads?  3. A bird update.  4.We had a great moment in bed.   5. We yearn for normal moments.  6. Shari’s childhood is a farce. 7. Chef Shari.  8. Emails

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